Shouter To Dead Parrots:
Classical definition (circa 1969): A tale about a pet shop with a less than honest proprietor, a customer who yells quite a bit and a most definitely deceased tropical bird.
Modern definition: An ongoing saga about some guy who makes things from the detritus of modern civilization and slaps the “art” label on them. (And believes that the classical instance is one of the greatest things in the history of television.)
I make interesting things from the remains of other maybe or maybe not interesting things. Robots, spaceships, ray guns, or whatever my current pile of junk wants to be made into.
| Things With Wings |  |
| Things With Wheels |  |
| Spacy Things |  |
| “Danger, Will Robinson!” Robots, Robots and even more Robots |  |
| Things that go “ZAP” |  |
| Other things I have made |  |
| Things I have found |  |
| Words | |
| Everything else |
Shouter to Dead Parrots 